Hurdy Blartblars

That one guy you've heard so much about

Filip is known under many names, most of them made up by himself for comedic effect.

• Kimpes
• Dufkins Mguff
• Jerry Jones
• John Ragnar

The most important of these is definitely Kimpes, which is the nickname he uses for most of his creative projects.

Despite these creative endevours written in his names (both fictitious and actual) there is shaky evidence that he even exists. Most sightings of Filip in a non-creative context are within mossy forests in possession of mushrooms of dubious edibility. One would think this proves his corporealness, but alas, who else do you know that can be found in exactly the same situations? That's correct; bigfoot. This either means that Filip is, in fact, Bigfoot, or that neither of them exist. Considering this, you could say Filip one of the most musical cryptids.

While this entity designated as "Filip" has dabbled in pretty much every artform there is, it's debatable if he can be considered good in any one of them. He has drawn comics about a cubical robot miner gone rogue, voice acted in online animated comedy series about inanimate objects competing against each other for cash, composed overly complex indie pop music for no one in particular, half-written a novel about two dudes trying to extinguish a wildfire, and much more.

When will he stop, everyone keeps asking.

The answer, they feared, was never.